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1. To stuff or launch items into your mouth (mainly food) to the extreme in the same way the comic strip character, Garfield, manuveres lasagna into his mouth.

This is including but not limited to cupping your hands and scooping food items from their origin into your mouth with the purpose of consuming.

Reasons for this action involve your hunger being so great you have no time to search for eating utensils and/or clear and present male barbarianism has driven you to these extents.
"Hey eat this whole pie right now, dude, just Garfield that shit!"
by Naaadz December 28, 2005
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garfield

1. A fairly generic comic strip that has seen better days.

2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about
1. His weight used to be the defining characteristic about him. Now Garfield's not even that fat anymore. His head's as big as his body. Wtf?

2. Behold, I don't know who President Garfield is.
by rastablowtorch September 16, 2005
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Garfield Gets Real: The Game (DS)

The worst video game adaptation of a movie ever made, even for a direct to DVD animated Garfield movie that was already mediocre to begin with. In fact, this is one of the worst games ever.
Person 1: Today, I'm going to play Garfield Gets Real: The Game (DS).
Person 2: That game sucks utter balls. Especially the difficult studio level, where landing on a swing launches Garfield into space and making a mistake forces you to start the whole level again.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020
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buff garfield

He is Big Yoshi’s babysitter he babysits big yoshi’s eggs
Yoshi: Hey Buff Garfield you mind babysitting my eggs?
Garfield: Sure
by Soggy Potatoes August 20, 2019
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doing an Andrew Garfield

A phrase used to tell when someone is lying about something. Of which Andrew Garfield is recently known for because of his stunts prior No Way Home. Alternatives in this context would be: "the werewolf", "a photoshop".
Tom Hiddleston:
'I literally have no idea. And I’m not even doing an Andrew Garfield! I just don’t know'
by BrainrotMarvel April 28, 2022
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GarfieldIsDoc

Profile,

Height: 4'6
Weight: 130Lb
Hair line: _______________________________________________________________________
Sexuality: PanSexual
Race: Indian
Favorite animals: Dogs
Best Friend: Kae9ine
Rank: Silver 2
Favorite YouTube video: How to get taller
Favorite follower: Mintys_Memes

Description,

Very short yet successful full time content creator. His slogan has everything to do with the fact that KD doesn't matter, even tho he knows its bullshit. This perm head-ass really thinks a .8 is diamond worthy. So close to his Microphone, that its practically drenched in saliva. He also hates his followers. Thats pretty much all.
"Kd doesnt matter" - GarfieldIsDoc
The definition of tips and tricks
Also used Xim on console
by fatter neek August 25, 2020
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1970's garfield

1970's garfield: Whomst've touched my lasaga.

Hey gamer.
by PUMPKIN DAVE January 21, 2018
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