Hand Gammon

Play on words of "Hand Cannon", this entails putting your hands inside of two piglets anuses and using them as melee weapons to thwart off your enemies.

I'm going to use my hand gammon to beat him to a pulp!

by miggHD July 11, 2018

Gayson

In referance to male, who utilizes his hand and wrist motion in a gay manner while he speaks.

You are such a gayson for acting gay.

by Saji December 25, 2004

gammon goalposts

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

by darren hanson April 27, 2004

gemson

A man in love with Selena Gomez and would do anything to get her. He would play all her songs Everyday and his Favourite it same old love.

He went for Selena Gomez concert yesterday, what a Gemson

by Andycsgo January 2, 2017

Peter Gammons

A fall from grace where one falls from respectability to laughing stock at an alarmingly fast pace.

Wow, Mike pulled a real Peter Gammons after losing the election!

by Mattpat11 January 8, 2005

gammon slammer

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse

i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer

by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006

Gammon

Northern Australian Slang (Primarily in the NT)
Popular among the aboriginal people and other people who have lived in the NT (especially alice springs) for a few years.

1. Adjective used to express something is fake, a lie, boring or unfair.
2. Adjective used to express someone is lying, scheming, boring or joking.
3. Saying used to express that you are joking or deceiving, it is generally said after either of the words; Nah, Nglah, Nlang, lang.

Sometimes shortened to "Gahm" or "Gahn"

1. "Nglah Gammon mate, i was only fuckin around"
2. "You couldn't get a Stick on Tick? Thats Gammon as buddah!"
3. "Come on bro, shout us one more yah gammon cunt!"
4. "You're always being so gammon"
5. "I think everything you're saying is gammon you lying dog!"

by MeMateWayno July 20, 2018