Gage

An absolute duche. He’s rude and never listens to his girlfriend. Also very self loving

God your boyfriend is such a Gage

by SherryTheBombGurl May 22, 2018

Gage

Gage is a dumbass who has a small dick. He says it is big, but really it is 0.0001 CM long. They say that the docters could not tell if he was a girl or boy.

Gage: Small dick

by GhostMan282 June 3, 2018

Gage

An insensitive jerk who will lead you on but never really cares about you.
Selfish, annoying, deceiving, a player.
He acts like he loves you so he can find out how to mess with your head, that way he can get you to love him whenever he's single.

girl 1: Guess what, I'm dating Gage!
girl 2: He just dumped me yesterday, how did he move on already?
girl 3: That's just how he is. Gage loves playing with girls' hearts.

by i hate gage July 13, 2011

gage

is funny but he is mean

haha that joke was funny but i hate u gage cuz ur mean.

by bre ur sister June 11, 2019

Gage

Gage is a lovely and funny, amazing GIRL!!! SHE is independent, persistent, generous, and a wonderful dance partner. She always right, and everyone agrees:) She is a very loyal friend and creative, and always had unique outlooks.

Me: "I love talking to Gage."
Gage: "I know."
Me: "It's because you're always right! :)"
Gage: "O'Reilly's tmrw?"
Me: "Right again!"

by violetb November 10, 2022

Gage

HE IS SMOKING HOT. ( and maybe a bit of pot😉)

Jeff:Gage is so hot
Ken: He also smokes pot

by Your Overlooker November 8, 2020

gage

he's misunderstood. people judge him who have no idea what he been through.

yall better not mess with him tho he'll be the literal death of you.

those that understand him, (or at least try to) don't know wth they'd do with out him.

"ew here comes gage"
"yk he's actually really nice once you get to know him"

by Girl_to_good February 4, 2022