Gage

A guy who just cares about shoes and supreme. Everything else can be done later.

Stop being such a gage and get off ebay.

by G preme January 3, 2017

Gage

A white male drinking American living truck drivin sports playing girl enthusiast

"you see that guy over there with the HUGE truck? "

"yeah he's a real Gage"

by that dumb blonde bitch September 24, 2017

Gage

A gage is someone who is perfect and is good at gaming and is a hard lad

How’s it going gage

by Psed July 5, 2019

Gage

I hate him :)

I H.A.T.E GAGE

by sarahpacito December 10, 2019

Gage

An absolute duche. He’s rude and never listens to his girlfriend. Also very self loving

God your boyfriend is such a Gage

by SherryTheBombGurl May 22, 2018

Gage

Gage is a dumbass who has a small dick. He says it is big, but really it is 0.0001 CM long. They say that the docters could not tell if he was a girl or boy.

Gage: Small dick

by GhostMan282 June 3, 2018

Gage

An insensitive jerk who will lead you on but never really cares about you.
Selfish, annoying, deceiving, a player.
He acts like he loves you so he can find out how to mess with your head, that way he can get you to love him whenever he's single.

girl 1: Guess what, I'm dating Gage!
girl 2: He just dumped me yesterday, how did he move on already?
girl 3: That's just how he is. Gage loves playing with girls' hearts.

by i hate gage July 13, 2011