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Gyrosexual

Somebody, (mostly tall blonde weirdos named Matthew) who is sexually attracted to the colour green
Matthew! why the hell did you think it was a good idea to masturbate to our classrooms showing of how the grinch stole Christmas!!.......(sigh) you stupid gyrosexual
by Hard for green January 20, 2017
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Gyrosexual

A man woman or living thing if any species or gender who is sexually aroused or turned on by anything of the colour green
MATTHEW!!! Why are you masturbating go to idubbbz's alien video YOU DUMB GYROSEXUAL
by Hard for green January 26, 2017
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Gyroid

A dancing statue-thing that comes with your house in Animal Crossing. It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a fire-hydrant. They can come in different variations and be put in your house. They can also make really annoying/really cool noises if you turn them on.
Jake, why do you feel the need to put all of your annoying Gyroids in one room and turn them on all at once?
by Amelia Q November 14, 2004
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gyrogasm

When a gyrosexual ejaculates green semen.
jason: Oh matthew! gyrogasm some more!
by GyrosexualDegenerate June 19, 2019
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gyrogasm

sending out more horny green men out of a urethra.
Gyrosexual man: Please gyrogasm into my eyes
by greenismylife June 19, 2019
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Ball gyroscope

The latest trend in personal hygeine and massege devices that massages the ballsack, while drying the gooch.
Hey Matzek, can I borrow your new ballgyroscope

Dude!, the ball gyroscopes at wallgreens are half price.

Dude,if your going to use my ball gyroscope at least clean it and put it back in my wig drawer.

Dude I was in class and my ball gyroscope fell outa my gym bag! I was so embarrassed!

"My ball gyroscope got caught in my ass pupes man!" "No way dude that's sick" "Yea I know, I gotta do some serious manscaping"

My balls got stuck in the ball gyroscope so long they lost circulation and fell off.
by Chief slap-a-ho March 4, 2011
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gyrogasm

when a man sends out green cum
jake: Oh yyuess matthew give me another gyrogasm
by Iwantthagreenmen June 19, 2019
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