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Gross profit

1. In accounting, Gross profit = Net sales – Cost of goods sold.

2. When you say something is "gross" that disgusts you but then you say "profit" right after wards and your boss is happy.
1. The accounting department of the corporation calculated the Gross profit for the company.

2. The South Park Underpants Gnomes shouted "gross!" when they realized how many used underpants they had collected followed by a hearty/happy round of "profit!" when they realized their master plan was complete:

"Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: "Profit!" "
by booblover July 23, 2010
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Glossophobia

A fear of public speaking or performing in front of an audience, more commonly known as stage fright.
Mimi: Meiko, why'd you run away when we were about to do our dance routine?
Meiko: I kind of have glossophobia.
Mimi: Glossiwha?
Meiko: Stage fright.
by SadiShizukoStic May 5, 2017
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Grossfries

A combination of the words "Gross" and "Fried"
That person is grossfries
by UrbanJesus2021 February 20, 2021
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Dr. Al Gross

Alaska's own bear doctor: Killed a bear, caught lots of fish, not swayed by party politics, independent, health care professional, and running for senate
Person: Oh no, a bear is attacking me!
Dr. Al Gross: Don't worry my child, I am here to save you. *seduces bear and then kills it*
Person: Wow! Thank you, Dr. Al Gross I am going to vote for you because you know how the health care systems works!
by AXKZ October 29, 2020
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gossom

Irish colloquial term of endearment.
A good, obliging fellow...
One who has a cheery demeanour and who will help out where he can. Would mostly be used by older generation towards someone a good many years their junior. Can be used in a patronising manner, towards one of your peers.
"There's a good gossom" says Jim as he pats his mate John on the arse, after he walked sheepishly into the room with a tray of tea for all the lads, having lost a bet...
by Dan Devlin September 22, 2007
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Rex Grossman

To choke in the clutch, big game, under deadlines. To suck.
You sure did a Rex Grossman on that project Frank; you're fired.
by Mario Bogolavicchi February 13, 2007
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grossie

A beautiful girl that takes your heart away who is dorky, quirky, cute, charming, intelligent, funny, creative, sexy AND gross.
Ian: You know what I'd rather be doing?
Deb: What?
Ian: Holding my grossie.
by missinu67 April 6, 2011
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