googer

a really awkward situation, when someone does something or says something that is not remotely funny. Also has the meaning describing a person as being weird in nature and does awkward things without thinking.

When Aloysius told his joke, the whole room went silent. What a googer.

by foxtrot1234 May 4, 2010

gonger

One of the worlds most useless, waste of space, human beings ever encountered. Brings absolutely nothing to a conversation. Often seen staring inappropriatly and obviously at womens chests and asses. Said to have the game of an emaciated Haitian and the driving skills of Helen Keller.

Yo, did you guys see gonger last night wrapped around that telephone pole?

Gonger surprising went home alone after doing "She Bangs" at the karaoke bar.

Where did all the pepper pizza go??? Oh shit I forgot Gonger was even here he hasnt said a word tonight that pizza eating asshole.

by skrewy March 17, 2008

googer

The basis for our entire existance. (If you understand that you must know me, or one of "us")

Googer, googer goo-ger McDooger.

by "Remix" Steve November 7, 2003

googer

a little boys wee-wee

my little brother calls it his "googer"

by kristina October 9, 2003

Gonger

nose slime/bogie/snot

look at that boy with the great big green gonger dangling from his hooter.

by battybird December 31, 2011

gogert

When a girl is giving a hand job squeezes the dick like a gogert to get all the cum out. Have fun eating another gogert again.

The women gogerted the mans croch!

by Fishtarts November 30, 2015

Googer

A cougar-like space mummy. So small it's almost invisable.

Mason looked through his telescope and swore he saw a googer!

by spankymcfarlin November 2, 2008