Popcorn Glory Hole

A term used to describe the hole cut in the bottom of a popcorn container by a man hoping to receive a handjob from a woman while at a movie.

I was hoping to pull off the popcorn trick last night with Ursula, but I cut my popcorn glory hole too small, and was only able to get the tip through. She was not entertained.

by just plain old sam March 17, 2010

Schrodinger’s glory hole

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.

Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

by Brent’s Johnson October 21, 2017

Pay glory hole

A glory hole that you have to pay to use. You put money in it and it opens up a hole about the size of a penis and if no ones there you wait till someone pays to use the other side or with a nother type after you pay and the hole opens up a prostitute is on the other side to take your pecker.

They put in a new pay glory hole.

by Deep blue 2012 March 8, 2010

Hazletonian Glory Hole

A form of exhibitionism, in which a white female tween pushes her naked rear up to a chain link fence, while two Dominican males separately penetrate the women's anus and vagina, through the fence. Very common in Hazleton, Pennsylvania.

Perez: Check out that bitch with the iCarly backpack, signaling us into a Hazletonian Glory Hole.

Carlos: You get the asshole this time, I am sick of scraping shit out of my foreskin.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Two in the Glory Hole

when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.

Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration

Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?

Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though

by Barcelona Supporter April 25, 2011

living on the right side of the glory hole

The act of being in charge of one’s life while still taking chances like the man with his member through a glory hole. The preferable side of the otherwise uncomfortable 2 person act of glory hole-ing.

Doug: “Did you see Brad is opening a new topless casino downtown?

Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”

by Smittydidit January 1, 2023

The Glory Hole Effect

Another benefit overwight men have after losing weight. The appearance of his penis being bigger after losing enough weight and fat from around the area at the base of his genitalia. Just like when sticking his penis through a glory hole pushes the fat back and makes the penis look larger.

Baby, you've lost so much weight and, oh my did you have your penis enlarged?
Nah, that's just "The Glory Hole Effect"

by Gargolito January 20, 2010