gapperd

n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.

Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz

by Tillahizz February 10, 2009

Gaspard

Gaspard is a super charismatic guy, all the females want his cock.

I want to suck Gaspard’s dick

by Albert7383 November 22, 2021

Gasterhub

Ever been on Pornhub? Because this word GasterHub is meant to have the same purpose as PH, but instead, it's based about 1 person or blue dragon, if you could say that. One day it will have its website, or maybe not. Chances are very, very low.

"Dude 1: Hey, do you know GasterHub?"

"Another dude: No what the hell is that?"

"Dude 1: Actually I have no idea"

by Zeorn May 22, 2022

Gasparini

A total fuckwad, cock sucker, vain, egotistical prick with an average dick. A curly-headed fuck. A cum-guzzling butt pirate. He thinks he’s an athlete but he’s not. Watch out for the guy who lives for attention from anyone and everyone and will be the loudest guy at the bar. Yeah he’ll buy you a drink, right before his Irish exit. Tall, dark, and and… and… crickets, Yawn.

"What in the goddamn Gasparini is that resting cunt face doing now?"

by YouKnowCoco February 7, 2023

Gaser

Gaser is a word to describe insecure and mostly dumb Serbian zoomers.They wear branded clothing and try to mask their unstable family and unstable personalitys with clothes.To get to those clothes they mostly just annoy their parents for them or they take criminal actions.Most of them are just insecure kids that try to fit in.After all they are children of dizel/90s Serbian criminals culture ,gopniks and hypebeasts.They do not get much into political and societal problems they are to dumb for them.If you in the slightest question anything about the orthodox religion they will mark you as a threat.They listen to mumble rap and new wave of ex-Yugoslav territory rap , sometimes they listen to turbofolk.If you ever listened to metal or rock or punk just once by defalut you are in a sect.They go out just to do coke,fight with otheres.They think They have close bonds with eachother but they actually just stick together for safety in numbers.Modern Serbian politics of dumbing people down have increased the gaser culture with the youth.The ratio would be 20 gasers to 1 non-gaser.Some gaser groups have hierarchy while others function trought anarchy.When they pick a fight with you they provoke you to say cuss at them first so then they have some reason to attack you.It could be the dumbest statement like "I dont like ur dogs tail".If they want to fight you the show up in enormous numbers and always have links to older criminals.

Dejan:Hey why is Andreja not going out with us any more ?
Marko:Well he bought that Nike tracksuit so now he must go with the gasers.
Dejan:Makes sense he always was an unproductive,dumb,insecure piece of shit who had money and never wanted help with his problems or to do anything intellectual.

by Popendix March 1, 2020

Gaspar

Gaspar is crazy and obsessed with computers. He’s very private until you get to know him and he’ll open up to you eventually. Gaspar has a lot of energy and isn’t shy to prove a point. He is trusting and a real jokester

Gaspar stop snorting eggnog

by Taco shrimp June 22, 2018

Gaspard

Is a french male who thinks he's smooth with the ladies but is really just Awkward. He sees beauty in common things. Is a fairytale romantic. Does not care about the world around him if you are upset. Will also look you in the eyes while hugging you saying he's sorry. Loves intensely. Is a provider and protector of the woman he loves. Is not a jealous guy. Will carry you on his back if you are to drunk to walk. He is trust worthy and loves an adventure. Also likes to wear the pants in the relationship because he's French.

Gaspard is the type of man I want to meet in Paris on vacation durring spring time. . Fairy Tail Romantic

by shelbycola October 12, 2017