dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.

i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.

by Simon September 17, 2003

funnel dick

A penis with a dick hole that is larger than the shaft, creating a funnel-like shape.

It's a whole new experience with me, but you can't get this funnel dick for free! It only costs two dollars.

Girrrl that guy had a funnel dick, I had to fold the tip just to get it inside.

by Big Nigga G Black Magic Jontx5 August 1, 2008

Funnel Flambé

Funnel Flambé

After fucking his woman in the ass the man sticks a funnel in the woman's pussy and puts his ass to the funnel and let's a ripper go. Whilst he has his cock covered with her truffle butter he holds a lighter to the area, she lets the quif go and lights the shit on his cock on fire. Then he fucks the quif back into her.

Man that chick's pussy smelled like somebody gave her a Funnel Flambé , either that or I was licking the wrong hole!!

by couple of gems April 3, 2016

Reverse Funnel

Drinking a funnel out of the funnel portion instead of the hose.

I did a couple of reverse funnels and now I'm drunk

by TLC1234 November 27, 2005

crowd funneling

The mis-use of a crowd funding site to raise money for a false reason.

She is crowd funneling. Her son doesn't need money for rent. He is in jail! She has a bad case of bulshitus.

by Editor7 September 20, 2017

Funnel Vision

A youtube channel whose fan base consists of lonely five year olds, and whose cast consists of bratty, spoiled teens who literally get everything they want, and date multiple people at once.

funnel vision omgggg I date them

wait I do too

..

by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020

funnel fun

funnel fun is a colloquial term for coitus.

funnel fun is a term for fucking.

"Shit...I could sure do with some funnel fun tonight," Rod Fathers said staring down at his wife's fun - funnel .

"You aren't getting any funnel fun tonight unless you fix them f'king lights in the bathroom," Rod Fathers wife exclaimed.

by Rod Fathers (LE) November 4, 2013