International Monetary Fund

International banksters organization that began exploiting foreign nations - often wrecking their economies - before it began cannibalizing its own.

Screwing Argentina and other Latin American nations helped the International Monetary Fund learn how to transform the U.S. and Europe into banana republics.

by GeoBear May 28, 2010

Michigan Beer Fund

In Michigan bottles and cans of pop and beer or other carbonated beverages can be returned for 10 cents each at any local grocery store. It is the highest "bottle deposit" in the country. People in Michigan usually collect all their empty cans or bottles and when they are broke return them to the store to buy more beer.

Person 1: "Dude the party is over, we are all out of bud light and cash.."
Person 2: "Nah man, we can just return the cans I have been saving these past two weeks as my Michigan Beer Fund. we can get another 12 pack!"

Person 1: "Wooh Michigan!"

by nate-dawg-dizzle February 18, 2010

couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.

That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .

by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006

Find Your Chill

It is a saying used when someone just did or said something dumb and ignorant as fuck; or they are throwing more shade than an oak tree. The person saying it is implying that you need to take a chill pill and relax.

Girl #1: She is such a fake bitch I'm gonna fight her next time I see her.

Girl #2: You know she will beat the shit out of you, sit down and find your chill before she drags your ass.

by NevillePowerbottom August 5, 2014

Find girlfriend online

Modern way of getting laid if you are shy, lazy,fat,ugly or busy. All you do is go to some dating website and send 'do you wanna get laid' message to every girl on that website.

Guy 1: "Let's go to the club and get some chicks"
Guy 2: "I am so lazy, let's just try to find girlfriend online so that I don't have to leave my basemet"
Guy 1: " So what was that that dating website url"
Guy 2: " idk try findgirlfriendonline.com "

by Jessy2134 June 21, 2010

Finding a Job

Sleeping all day and not finding a job.

Yo dude I've been finding a job all day grandma, I don't have the time to visit you in the hospital.

by Pseudonamia February 21, 2009

Find Another Fool

I should have learned this lesson long ago
That friends and lovers always come and go
And now you claim
that everything's "O.K.", but I've got just one thing to say...
Why don't you...
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another...find another...find another fool...to love you
To love you...find another.....
I don't believe that I deserve this ride
You took me for my very heart and pride
You let me down...and now your hand is out
Well, here's some...spare change...you can count
Why don't you...

Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another...find another...find another fool...to love you
To love you...find another.....
You pulled this once...you pulled it twice
It's time you listened to my advice....oh, baby
I'd never take advantage of our love
I can't imagine what you're thinkin' of
You're over due...you think this storm is through..
Well, baby, I've got news for you
Why don't you...
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another (find another)
Find another fool to love you
Find another...find another...find another fool...to love you
To love you...find another.....

by Death Menace December 14, 2022