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Fosticate

To be burning up because of heat.

Overly hot in temperature, hyperthermic.
I’m so hot I’m about to fosticate.”
by WhyDidWeDoThis November 29, 2019
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unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
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Fartinate

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.
Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008
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Heavily fornicated

(adj.) The state of being oversexed to the point of awe in other's eye's.

Often said by adolescents whom do not know the difference between "fortified" and "fornicated".
Detective, the victim was found brutally blugeoned and heavily fornicated on the bathroom floor!

Get the RPG! That place is heavily fornicated! (misuse)
by stabe floyd November 27, 2010
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fornicate the pooch

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.
by Bonehead April 8, 2003
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the series of fortunate events

The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.
Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?

Billy: Really? What is it called?

Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
by JGator8 September 2, 2010
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Fornicater

Fornicate means ~ having sum sexy time... lol Doing the deed... get my drift yet?? well anyways... that means Fornicater means F**ker! lol
"listen here u mutha fornicater... " lol
by Rockie87 March 31, 2008
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