farkeling

the act of sucking your sperm out of another persons ass with a straw

When I was done hittin my girl in the dumper I grabbed a straw and went farkeling.

by sailor in a drum January 18, 2009

frockiling

Completely ravaging someone HUGELY sexy. This person merits such an attack. Usually the person wanting to frockil has no chance with said person.

The sheep were frockiling hot men in the field.

by Todd from t-fath January 4, 2005

Frailing

1. Description of an agreement or coalition which is frail or failing.

2. Description of feeling frail due to a physical ailment.

1. "Angela Merkel has been able to stitch together her frailing coalition".

2. "I'm frailing today because I have a head-cold."

by NZWitticisms July 8, 2018

forkening

To fork somebody is when you fuck somebody with a pitch fork. It is often something that dirty farmers and country folk indulge in. When forkening skinny bitches an ordinary kitchen fork may be used.

I gave your mam the best damn forkening she'd ever had. I forkened her in every hole till she bled all over your bedroom floor.

by farmer joe May 5, 2008

forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.

I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

forking

a funny prank. it isn't meant to piss people off. come on, when you think forks in your lawn do you think angry thoughts? if so...umm thats whack.

come on, lets go fork all of our friends lawns! it will be funny for everyone.

by your fellow forker April 10, 2005

forking

see fucking

Go forking figure.

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003