Fucket List

What you would like to do (Sexually) before you die..

My Fucket List:
1) Ride the Sybian
2) Get The Poison Out
3) A strap on
4) Have sex with Howard Stern (perhaps using #3)

by Orgasm Girl May 6, 2010

fucket

too lazy, tired or leathered to do anything

Fucket man, I can't be arsed with that shit

by Lardy July 19, 2003

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

A truly inspired name for a pub quiz team, as previously used in The Castle pub in Aberystwyth.

"And in first place, the Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers, with 128 points!"

by Little Miss Trouble July 30, 2003

Ficket

A ticket of any type, adding "fucking" for emphasis as to good or bad. (Fucking ticket). It can be a concert ticket, sports event ticket, but is mainly used in reference to the tickets one gets from breaking the law (speeding, parking, violation).

"I cannot believe that cop gave me a ficket! I was barely speeding!"

"Dude! I got a ficket for Metallica's new tour!"

by ColorfulAries July 26, 2010

focker sandwich

when you're barbra streisand and you go to grab your grandkids and you press them really close to your body, forming a shape resembling a "focker sandwich"

come here and give me a focker sandwich

by ajawaja December 22, 2010

focke

A beautiful surname that is usually made fun of because of the resemblence of the word f*ck. Focke is pronounced fo-key

Jill- Hi Dan F*cke
Dan- Its Focke. Pronounced Fo-key

by TOPAZ JEEFERJOF June 7, 2016

fucket

A bucket full of fucks. Nearly everyone Does not ever give a fuck heRE and there, so it has to go someWhere right? when a singLE fuck isn't Enough, you need a fucket.

" Here's a fucket. " you would tell someone this sarcastically, when you couldn't care any less but want to dismiss them with a jab; it's condescending and they will ask what the hell is a fucket. and you calmly tell them what it is. Now they feel more stupid.

by [H1NK December 22, 2020