Flooper

When your about to get nudes but then they change their mind

Dude What a flooper I was about to get nudes but then she said no

by No handlebars October 23, 2019

Flopster

A person who is gay or annoying in any way.

"My teacher gives me homework every day."
"Wow, he sounds like a real flopster."

by The Un-Flopster March 15, 2009

flooperhaffit

the y chromosome is the root of all evil, and im bored now. varying lengths of o's can change severity and/or eliminate the boredom function of the statement.

"FLOOPERHAFFIT my boyfriend is such an asshole!"

by Manda July 26, 2004

Flooper

The backwards energy charge most commenly given by an oven
See oven

Joe's faulty oven ommitted a sizeable discharge of Flooper

by SGSeries August 9, 2004

floopsie

When you cum after the first thrust

Chick: Oh yeah give it to me!

Dude: (Loud grunt) God fucking dammit!

Chick: (angrily) That's the third time you had a floopsie this week!!

Dude: Well maybe you should stop clinching!

by Lance Hardwood July 21, 2014

footsterbate

To masturbate with your feet.

I've been stretching recently to be more flexible. Now I can footsterbate.

by awmm July 23, 2016

flooper

The act of having your nose engulfed by a vagina while getting a lap dance, or muff diving.

JC was at the strip club last night and a stripper flipped upside down on him and gave him a flooper.

by CCB August 17, 2004