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flocktard

A dumbass who practices animal husbandry in another man's pasture.
Any flocktard who messes with Big Jake's livestock is going to regret it.
by JJAngleton October 21, 2010
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flocculation

the socially deviant act of fornication with multiple farm animals. Considered by some, an irredeemable sin as it transcends common bestiality.
Bernie: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Since my last confession, I have engaged in flocculation with three sheep, big time. But only once."
Padre: "My son, for you, you sick little bastard, there can be no salvation!"
by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 19, 2009
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Flaccidating

Causing your sexual arousal or physical attraction to dissipate (the sexual analogue to buzzkill or downer.) Literal meaning is "causing to become flaccid", but can also be used more generally to indicate loss of interest.
I was so turned on seeing that hot guy walk in, but his racist comments were totally flaccidating.

Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.
by Dbee114 July 27, 2018
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Floch

Floch Forster is a character from the show Attack on Titan. He's an overhated character, and very well written. However, many AOT fans, especially Armin stans, just watch from the surface and can't look past him being rude to Armin in S3. Overbound with Survivors Guilt, he later on becomes the leader of the Yeagerists. He also has juicy thighs.
Person 1: Floch is SO useless! Why was he the only one who survived?

Person 2: Yeah... You realize Floch is wondering that too...?
by namisluvr February 26, 2021
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flockinockinihilipilification

nothing... zero...null...
in meditation we become apart of flockinockinihilipilification; the feeling of being alive in a zone outside of the body.
by Ehnjl January 19, 2011
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Flaccid house

Generic, boring house music which doesn't give you an instant erection.
- I hear that club has a good dj
- Meh, he only plays some lame flaccid house
by Supizky March 22, 2011
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