by Adam The Fucking Gold May 1, 2009
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This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.
Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.
by Dr J G July 17, 2009
Get the Fecess mug.Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).
by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010
Get the FECES ULCER mug.A very rare last name that very few families have. It also used to be a city in Germany but was destroyed in WW2. There is only remains of the castle left, Castle Fleckenstein.
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by IchBinStig December 1, 2011
Get the Fuck and Flee mug.The singular form of the word feces; that is to say, a single stool floating in the shitbowl or lying on the ground, waiting to be stepped in and subsequently tracked inside the house.
{Hoolio}: Hey look out Hozay, there's a fece that you're about to step in!!!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!
{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!
{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
by Telephony September 6, 2013
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