Flabintocious

The act of having a super fat chode with rolls the size of uranus. then ragingly cleaning them with a toilet scrubber. and when it feels sooooooo good, you literally shit through your ears.

can you believe Dustin and Sloan Flabintocious themselves everynight!!!!

by dustsloan August 2, 2011

flabbing up

To lose muscle tone by loosing muscle mass and replacing it with fat.

-Finally the days are getting warm enough for me to start biking cause I have been flabbing up all through winter.

by mraen April 10, 2013

Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

Flarting

The act of using flatulence to flirt.

Tom ripped a big fart under the sheets, then looked shyly over towards Amber. Amber looked deep into his eyes and then let a tiny squeak seep out in the form of a fart. Now Tom realized she was flarting with him.

by Penguin Pig May 2, 2017

Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

by Leonhearted August 15, 2017

flurbin wenis

An engorged penis.

Stop talking shit or I'll smack you with my flurbin wenis.

by Sig Nature January 6, 2018

Flarping

The act of Fapping while Larping

Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!

by Drewk005 November 7, 2019