flapping

Garland reference to unstable internet equipment that is continuously bouncing between an up and down state.

The telephone company's router was flapping so much that nobody could get connected to the internet.

by swanssy January 13, 2009

flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

by tom December 19, 2003

Sea flap flap

The name you call a stingray when you dont know the exact name on moment. Could also be known as "sea pancake"

Hey, look at that sea flap flap!

by Carry.on.my.wayward.son June 27, 2017

flaps

referring to someone who is flappy. particularly someone who is overly obese to the point where their body flaps.

i was at burger king yesterday and i saw flaps ordering like a 10 stacker with a diet coke.

by mazimaz July 1, 2008

flapped

getting slapped in the face with a foot

My sunglasses got knocked off my face when she flapped me.

by flapped&wounded June 1, 2011

flap

After looking at manky things on your computer, you get up and jump about whilst flapping your hands by your side. While your neighbours watch you in a confuzzled way.

Blondie - Omg the guy across the road from me is flapping! Only twatty people like him would flap.

Rawkitup - Omg he is such a sad loner.

Blondie - He has a mullet. Enough said.

by Blondie and Rawkitup June 10, 2005

flap

To masturbate with foreskin, similar to fap, but specifically for an uncircumsized penis.

I'm not circumsized, so I flap instead of fapping.

by PBAsydney April 26, 2009