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Flailing

1. A term used to describe a male, or female, who has just left a serious committed relationship and fails miserably at casually dating.

2. Commonly seen from both genders who have become so set in the mindset of a relationship, that the intricacies of first and second dates are thrown out the window to satisfy the need for their parter to fill the hole that their past relationship left.

3. These men and women unconsciously lead on potential suitors, who mistake their habits of intimacy as genuine intimacy, and cause not only heartache for the suitors engaged in the casual encounters, but for themselves as well; usually out of guilt.
1. Person 1: What happened with that girl you were seeing? I thought things were going so well!

Person 2: I thought so too, but after learning about her recent breakup it looked less like a sure thing, and more like she was just flailing around.

2. Person 1: How could you let such a great girl go? You said you really liked her
Person 2: I did, but I don't know what I want after (ex's name) . It's been so hard that I'm still flailing around
by My noduesp? January 31, 2016
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flabjingle

someone who can be really nice and cool
or someone who can be really gay and mean.
i love my mom. shes a flabjingle. =
by donkey kong. November 23, 2006
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late flailing

the act of excitedly freaking out over something you found out later than your friends.
Girl: "Wait, Anna Paquin was in that horror flick Trick r' Treat?"

Guy: "Uh...yeah, did you think True Blood was her only acting role??"

Girl: "OH MY GOD!!!! THAT IS SOOOO COOLIO! I LOVE ANNA PAQUIN!!!!!!"

Guy: "Wow....late flailing much?!"
by AmbyMT December 28, 2010
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Flubbing

Doing something so incredibly epic, it's the next stage.
Invented by Flubby.
Bob: Hey did you see me do that triple backflip earler?

Billy: yeah you were really flubbing
by Flubetto June 15, 2013
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flailing faggots

A pair of fucking goofs (usually consisting of a turtle and an aaron flaigot) who together flail more than either one could on his own.
Colby: Fuck, Oliver and The Kike Ring are such flailing faggots! They went off to make turtle and kike soup with steph again!
Native: Yea we shall organize a flailing faggot DOMING
Colin: Fuck those fucking goofs lets smoke a blunt
by Colby Watt July 26, 2008
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flabbing up

To lose muscle tone by loosing muscle mass and replacing it with fat.
-Finally the days are getting warm enough for me to start biking cause I have been flabbing up all through winter.
by mraen April 10, 2013
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flabbington

This dude’s got a flabbington
by Acidmofo January 19, 2025
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