loose firehose

When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!

I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!

by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008

firehouse

A game played mostly by middle/high school girls where they name three guys and the other person has to choose (hypothetically) which one to marry, which one to bang, and which one to kill.

Girl 1: "Firehouse—Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom and Taylor Lautner."
Girl 2: "Kill Taylor, marry Johnny and bang Orlando."

by mmmmfudge February 17, 2010

fireoved delight

The act of a rainbow colored penis being inserted into a pig vagina without proper lubercation.

Tonight me and sailor are going to have a fireoved delight!

by Jon Crooks November 25, 2006

Firehosing

The feeling when you know you will have a liquid shit. As you sit down on the toilet it is already starting to come out and the longer it goes the better you feel, spraying out with such force you could put out a fire.

After eating those spicy wings I was firehosing in the bathroom!

by Ryebird April 2, 2015

Fire Hosed

When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.

Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.

by Batman Aaron July 14, 2018

Unattended Firehose

A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.

Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.

by Helicopter in the shower November 3, 2009

firehouse hot

an ugly female looks good at the firehouse because majority dudes. Get her with any other females and she looks bad

damn, she was a 10 at the firehouse but a 2 at the club, firehouse hot

by Fgdhsj April 27, 2020