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IED Finder

An IED Finder is an 88M in the US Army. An 88M is the MOS 'Motor Transport Operator'. The IED Finder is a glorified truck driver in the US Army. Their name is derived from the fact that they are often blown up by IEDs in the war against terror. As such they receive a large enlistment bonus and are spoiled in their AIT resulting in lack of discipline. The IED Finder also tends to be the MOS that recruiters push people with low ASVAB scores or a GED towards.
31B: "Who is that private with a smashed ass beret looking down the barrel of his weapon?"
12B: "Beats me, looks like an IED Finder."
by ixi_wixi December 12, 2009
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Finetic

How one describes themselves when they are crying with laughter.
"IMCRUING" "Prove it" "Its finetic."
by ParadoxCrusader May 31, 2018
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Stud Finder

A modification of standing congress, the stud finder involves picking up the woman and having her lean back. Back parallel to the ground. Approach a wall and begin to thrust while slide stepping down the wall. After putting a couple holes in the wall, find a support (a stud) and promptly hang a picture. Hopefully you'll have a wall full of pictures... eventually.
After doing the stud finder last night a family of 4 ended up in the hospital with broken spines and 4 new Van Gogh's were hung on my wall.
by No Crabs, but I have VD October 4, 2009
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friend finder

n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.
Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.
by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009
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finder

a woman who tries to find the dick;in search for a small penis
Kara became finder to Frank's fritter.
by Nick-ster November 26, 2007
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findtherag

Without doubt the classiest guy on Betfair.
Everyone wants to know him, everyone wants to be him.
In a nutshell it means oozes class :o))
I wanted to pull this bird so I said I was a friend of findtherag.
by betfair elite October 22, 2004
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Fact finder

Device to be utilized the day after consuming massive amounts of christmas crack, potato vodka, or kangarilla road. It may give the person insight as to what the hell happened the night before.
Dude, I gotta check my fact finder cuz I have no effin idea where my car is and what happened after 10 pm...
by Good Girls Do... April 25, 2008
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