1 definition by No Crabs, but I have VD
A modification of standing congress, the stud finder involves picking up the woman and having her lean back. Back parallel to the ground. Approach a wall and begin to thrust while slide stepping down the wall. After putting a couple holes in the wall, find a support (a stud) and promptly hang a picture. Hopefully you'll have a wall full of pictures... eventually.
After doing the stud finder last night a family of 4 ended up in the hospital with broken spines and 4 new Van Gogh's were hung on my wall.
by No Crabs, but I have VD October 4, 2009