Female Player

A girl that’s confident and cunning, can juggle more than one relationship at a time without some being any the wiser and the others not caring because she’s worth it. Like a man she’s got a sexual appetite and gets bored easily, aka Nympho. At the foundation she’s not trying to gold dig or manipulate (some turn it into that baller, she’s not emotionaly unstable or Broken, she’s quite the Opposite, how else could she juggle so many men? she sees something she likes she goes for it, she enjoys the chase and once the chase is over if the sex isn’t good, next! She leaves men wanting more, and takes nothing more then his heart. She’s good at compartmentalizing and her attention to detail is keen and calculating. That’s why’s she’s so good at it, she has rules unlike her male player counterparts and that’s why they get caught and if and when she does she has no shame . Can’t get played if you know the rules of the game she says to her lover, men will never admit they got played! So take your emotionally unstable gold digging definitions and shove them! Realize women are simply better players and are better at keeping our emotions out of the game which is why all your definitions keep throwing them back in!

she says “honestly the sex wasn’t that good I’m just not interested” he says “your just a fuckin female player!” She replies “Shouldn’t have caught feelings, I didn’t”

by Str8tTruth September 7, 2018

female tears

The opposite of Male Tears. Male Tears is a hashtag used by feminists to mock men.

Thousands of Female Tears are falling because feminists realized that women are not oppressed anymore.

by Zirploid February 29, 2016

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.

1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"

by 05ProStock June 11, 2009

malik(female)

A very beautiful girl who is honest and real. She is very outspoken and loves to make new friends. She always looks out for people who needs her. She is also a very intelligent girl always correcting and a little bit of the nerdy type.

Oh shes so beautiful she must name malik(female)

by Leekzz February 5, 2012

Female Max

Female Max is a warrior. She is strong of mind and has a face you can’t help but love. With her sexy looks she also has a terrifying death stare. Be warned she has a army of friends ready to defend her.

Female Max is a sexy warrior, no doubt.

by iAMCORRECTtyvm October 13, 2021

organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.

Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?

by Telephony April 12, 2015

Olivia (Oli) FEMALE

An Oli is a stunning being, who looks good in literally EVERYTHING. BUT don't tell her that. She'll never believe it. She will protect herself, she can defend herself and others. If you have been treated badly, or bullied, Oli will make the offenders call their Mothers. An Oli is a defensive friend. (Who often acts like a mother bear to those she loves) She's not afraid to argue with her family. She believes in her opinion, but she is open to new ideas. An Oli knows how to handle her feelings, and help others with their feelings. A female Oli is also very rare. If you are (or know) a female Oli consider yourself one of the luckiest people on earth. An Oli is extremely hard to come by, and precious, if you know one... you must treat her right. An Oli is known to be sensitive, don't treat her as such... she won't like that... but know you must respect her. AND: that you are unbelievably lucky to know her. Treasure her. You will NEVER find anyone else like her. If you love an Oli tell her. If she doesn't like you, she will let you down with ease, she will still care about you. She values ALL life (and individuals) She knows the importance of a living being. (AND would NEVER meddle with that) If you love an Oli, the chance is she might like you back! Of course she won't admit that, unless you do first... she is modest about her feelings and is easily embarrassed.

Olivia (Oli) FEMALE:

Person: "I don't know what to do... my parents won't listen to me... I just wan't someone to understand me.."

"Hey you should ask that lovely Oli girl, I heard she likes listening and helping people with their feelings.."

"You're right. I'll call her."

NOW, WHAT ARE TOU WAITING FOR?!?! GO TELL HER HOW MUCH YOU CARE, APPRECIATE, AND LOVE HER!!!

Also: if your a friend she will guide you in your decisions, as well as supporting you. She doesn't always feel loved-- so if you let her know your feelings--it'll make her feel better about herself!! If you really love an Oli you will be happy to do this. :)

by I'm making female definitions July 5, 2019