browse feature

A feature on MySpace that most normal people that have their shit together use seldomly, but it is use most frequently by people who don't have a life, don't have any friends in the real, are horny, and are trying to be cool to have 1,000s of friends and that makes them pretty much a loser anyway. A civilized person will use to search feature and add people they truly know and celebrities and bands they truly like, not pornstars and weird bands that nobody heard of just be cool and sick.

That person has 4,727 friends. Why? She has been spending about 98% of her free time using that damn browse feature. She should get a life.

by The Prepster September 5, 2007

Double feature

1) A person who likes woman and men.
2) A bisexual.
3) A.C.-D.C.

- Hey, wasn't that singer David Bowie gay? I found out he was married with this woman for 24 years!
- Gay? No, he was double feature. I heard he dated Lou Reed and Mick Jagger back in the 70s.

by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018

Tweaker Feature

An uncontrollable spastic muscle twitch or other unnatural jerk that is a tell tell sign of long-term meth use or signs of getting ahold of some bad shit.

MK- " man, I know he's getting high "
HB - " who?"
MK - " my brother"
HB - " are you serious? How do you know"
MK - " see how the corner of his mouth is all weird and twitching, kinda like a fucked up Elvis lip? That's his tweaker feature"
HB - " no shit? Man that's weird AF"

by 'Denver's Finest' October 13, 2022

A dead end feature

When a movie ends with a goal never being achieved. Or it’s not known if a goal was ever achieved.

That movie was such a dead end feature. I can’t believe I even watched that.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

It’s not a bug, It’s a feature

An excuse developers make in which a bug or a glitch in a program is supposedly “intentional” or an actual feature. Developers do this because they are too lazy to fix it.

User: “dear Dev, theres a bug where if someone buys something, it takes the money but doesn't give you the thing you want to purchase. can you fix this?”

Dev (the asshole): “It’s not a bug, It’s a feature. the script just needs someone to buy twice for it to double check. it’s definitely not a scam.”

by evan.gelical August 25, 2023

super loser double feature

A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.

Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.

by realtalljason July 4, 2011

Special Feature

n. Used to describe a "friend" who follows another friend to various parties, get-togethers, or shindigs without ever being invited himself.

"Oh, hey Jack. I see you brought a special feature with you."

by Mac the Movieguy July 10, 2004