Faded Jaded

A MILF type who is past her prime, and has almost lost all her looks and hungry after sex. An easy lay for young good looking men who don't care who it is as long as it's easy.

OH did you see that bar! It was full of Faded Jadeds!

by JAMF43 May 18, 2009

Faded

A word used on the west coast to describe being extremely drunk or intoxicated.

Dud i was so faded last night I vomited.

by Edwardo Jones March 31, 2009

Triple Faded

The sex, drugs, and rock and roll of our generation. This modern definition celebrates a much more diverse culture and interpretation of the three parts that make up “triple.” Basically, someone who is triple faded is having a great time because of multiple influences...whatever it may be for them. Triple Faded is THE highest level of Faded you can get...anything higher would just be silly.

My friend is completely triple faded!

by Triple Faded July 1, 2018

k-feded

the act of k-feding someone, a goldigger in a sense; marrying someone, then stealing their credit card and using their fame to help yourself become famous.

Girl 1: ...and he totally k-feded her. Like, he took her checkbook, and stole her diamonds, too.
Girl 2: Like, how Britnay Spars!

by saweet April 7, 2007

Score one for Team Faded

After getting stoned,blazed,high,or faded in this case you use this phrase to express to people that you are high and have in tern scored one for team faded. Team Faded can consist of anyone. Yourself, or everyone you are with while getting faded. This phrase may only be used once by every person after getting high no more than that or else it just gets old. Although if you happen to smoke again in a few hours then you would say Score 2 for Team Faded. any number of times after that you add one point to the board for TEAM FADED.

1) *after smoking a blunt*
Carter- Awww yeauh. Score one for Team FADED!!
Ellie- blah blah blah smoking is bad for you blah blah.
Carter-*tisk* man check out dis foo

2)*after smokeing 2 hours earlier you smoke again*
Carter- Score 2 For TEAM FADED!!!
Ellie- wow again.
Carter-hellz ya.

by smoking in hobo village March 22, 2009

Cross faded

Drinking and/or using other drugs

I was cross faded this weekend.

by Onthisside September 26, 2021

Faded

Faded is short for cross faded witch me drunk and high!!

" Fuck! im so faded right now!"

by ThisChickBad March 31, 2010