Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.

Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!

by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011

Fisterbating

A form of masterbation used by women inwhich they insert there entire fist / arm up there vagina.

Lissa, "When I get home I'm going to watch my favourite TV programme".

Amy, "When I get home I'm going to pleasure myself by fisterbating".

by Tom Hurd January 15, 2008

wasturbating

A term coined by "The Don" for the lewd sexual acts he performs in his beyond disgusting basement lair.

"Junior, I just got done wasturbating."

"You're disgusting, Don"

by Antonius Pius August 13, 2006

frusturbating

the act of masturbating in the abcence of exersex

my ho dont need no excersex, iv been reduced fo frusturbating man!

by jameshe September 25, 2006

pasturbating

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

by Xaneth April 4, 2014

Fisterbating

Best accomplished with a partner with an enormous vagina; the act of jerking off while inside of her.

I'm telling you, this girl was so cavernous the only way I could get off was by fisterbating.

by Whitlash September 27, 2020

Masturbating

What you are doing right now.

You are masturbating.

by Balls Obama May 10, 2023