farku

A compliment to your master (in apprenticeship)

Wakiita: Farku, Itamae, Farku.

by kindknifelord October 30, 2020

FASKI

Exhibiting drunken sordid behavior at their own expense, e.g. blowing $1,300 at a strip club and busting their car up.

Yo did you see Dan last night? He faski'd outta the bar with that 40 year old and cucked her husband- rumor has it she might be knocked up now.

by J'steeze February 28, 2022

Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

by Sarga April 2, 2008

Count Fankula

A normal Italian Stallion by day, who transforms into a vampire at the stroke of midnight. May suck up to 7 pints of blood in one night. Count Fankula is rumored to lurk the streets of Agawam and nearby towns at dusks searching for his next victims. If bitten by County, apply directly to the forehead, which is ice, which is what you need to apply, to your forehead, and also, maybe the general area of the bite, which is what you need to do, if you were bitten, you apply ice, to those areas, that i mentioned, there's two, which are areas,, which you need to apply ice to, if you were bitten, by the Count Fankula.

Used in a sentence: I think Count Fankula is a real vampire because I've seen him naked.

by Marcvp August 31, 2007

fashure

Fashure means to understand what your dealing with.
Having the correct answer to your question.
Asking a person if they really mean what their saying.

I'm fashure!
Are you fashure that your coming home?

by Jessica April 6, 2005

fasturbation

The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.

"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.

by titfacemcgee November 19, 2011

fankulometru

if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.

like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation

by Howie April 20, 2005