fapcicle

The result of fapping in a cold environment and having your hand freeze, usually after the effect of being colder than a polar bear's cock

Dude, last night was so cold, I got a fapcicle!

by andres11 November 7, 2013

Farticle

An article that presents "alternative facts", a "fake article".

"Did you read that farticle on Breitbart?"

by Shakespeare420 February 28, 2017

Farticle

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt

My farticles were the talk of the town during my recent visit to Siberia

by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017

Farticle

A gas particle

Farticles have more kinetic energy than solid or liquid particles. Farticles have low attractive forces and high rates of diffusion.

by nutshell April 26, 2017

Farticles

Particles that are produced when a fart is realesed

Farticles smell very bad when realesed because the particles in them have carbon which is produced when food is eaten.

by Wizard 77 May 19, 2018

Farticles

The particles remaining in air post fart.

- Term coined by Anna Liesl Cashman

I'm gagging on the farticles your wife left in this room

by NuffS3d May 31, 2018

Farticle

Fart particle from farting too close to something while being naked.

While laying naked in bed my boyfriend farted on me in his sleep. I now have farticles on my back.

by Browneyesrlovely June 5, 2018