Farage

The dirty water spilled from an overflowing toilet

The bowl filled and overflowed spilling farage, thick with excrement, across the floor

by RubberDave September 2, 2020

Farage

A very large lorry or truck park associated with border crossings, particularly instances arising from mismanagement.

Etymology: Portmanteau of "garage" (English, noun, from French "garage") and "Farage" (from "Nigel Farage", failed British politician).

Tommy's business went bankrupt because his lorries where stuck in the Kent Farage for two weeks.

by trollson trollson December 17, 2020

Farmage

The management of farming

“Now, this guardian temple is ready for farmage!”
-Farzy

by MarioMax12345 June 3, 2022

Farage pool

The gross brown/green water that can collect at the bottom of a toilet brush holder over time due to a lack of basic cleaning.

Oh man, I had a 3 " deep Farage pool in the base of my toilet brush holder, I had to dump it down the toilet and disinfect the entire bathroom!

by Greased ferret March 4, 2023

Farage

Verb. The phenomenon of aging faster than is normal, due to being a hateful cunt.

That mouthpiece on Twitter has really started to farage in recent years.

by Boris Bridge May 30, 2023

Farage

Used to describe something that seems attractive on the surface, but will give you turbo-cancer/injury/death

Can be both adjective or adverb

"Are you sure about this Carl? Assaulting on foot over this terrain feels a bit farage"

"I know it's supposed to be mouldy, but this is farage fromage"

by Acid Monkey303 June 14, 2024

Fartage

The gas that is expelled through the anus when solid mass is expected to pass.

I experienced fartage upon my last visit to the lavatory

by Obi-Wanky Nobi June 23, 2024