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Fappetite

The period of time between masturbations, during which an appetite for a good 'fapping' or masturbation, grows.
Dude, don't spoil your fappetite!
by sjp09 January 21, 2009
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The Fappers

The Fappers, I mean the hottest band ever.
by tredvi March 13, 2012
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FAPPETIZER

Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)
Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."
by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010
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fapper

Someone that is currently working on the Society of Actuaries' "Fundamentals of Actuarial Practice (FAP) e–Learning Course."
FAP is easy. The assignments are pretty easy as well and it doesn't meet the SOA standards in terms of difficulty. This is just my opinion and I hope it doesn't offend FAPPERS as I am one of them as well.
by Bobby_AO March 1, 2010
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Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.
Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."
by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016
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fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.
My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.
by shuamu May 12, 2016
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Fappernaut

Fellow that faps a lot with free porn pages such as xvideos.com and pornhub.com :v
Man did you see the video that I send you?
Dude, it is totally gross your a bloody fappernaut :V
by Doctor Papu :v May 27, 2016
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