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Fapper Dapper

The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.
That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!

Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!
by Poco baci May 30, 2018
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Fapper

Someone who pulls his wiener while thinking of a Caroline
Wow, that lazy guy is a real fapper!!
by LazyFapper January 28, 2012
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FAnpersandAsterickK

FAnpersandAsterickK

Is the spelt out word "F&*K"
Tends to be used when a person wants to confuse the other individual(s) and therefore, divert them from the idea that they're swearing.

Seeing as your saying "FAnpersandAsterickK" as to "F&*K", you're not actually swearing and therefore, Individuals in which say the word, can get away with it.

Tends to also be used to ignore the pain. This is seen when a person gets hurt and they say the word, by the time the word has been shouted, the pain will go away.
*Person 1 gets hurt*
Person 1: - OHH FAnpersandAsterickK!!
Person 2: - What?!
Person 1: - Just hurt myself.
Person 2: - Noo, WTF!
Person 1: - What?
Person 2: - What was that word?
Person 1: - FAnpersandAsterickK?
Person 2: - YES!
Person 1: - It's an alternative way fo saying "F&*K"
Person 2: - Weirdo ...
by Dark Fox Zeurra April 25, 2011
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Fishy Flappers

(n)-When a girl's vagina is really loose, and it wreeks of dead fish
ex. Dude your'e lucky you didn't go out with steph, shes got some mad fishy flappers.
by Harrison Talbot August 9, 2007
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fapper

Someone that is currently working on the Society of Actuaries' "Fundamentals of Actuarial Practice (FAP) e–Learning Course."
FAP is easy. The assignments are pretty easy as well and it doesn't meet the SOA standards in terms of difficulty. This is just my opinion and I hope it doesn't offend FAPPERS as I am one of them as well.
by Bobby_AO March 1, 2010
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Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.
Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."
by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016
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Fappernaut

Fellow that faps a lot with free porn pages such as xvideos.com and pornhub.com :v
Man did you see the video that I send you?
Dude, it is totally gross your a bloody fappernaut :V
by Doctor Papu :v May 27, 2016
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