Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.

My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.

by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.

Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!

by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015

Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.

Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn

by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016

falppers

A racial slur accounting to british.

look at all those falppers.

by falppers October 8, 2014

Fapject

The subject of your masturbation ("fap"),
the person you think or fantasize about during masturbation.
A blend of the words "fap" and "subject".

David: Yo James, look at her booty!
James: I think I just found me a fapject for tonight bro!

by Don Bartsi May 19, 2016

fappily ever after

When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.

Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.

by BlackWaltz3 April 25, 2019

faper

The piece of paper or tissue used to wipe semen off after masturbation.

Mom: Sam, your desk is covered with fapers again !

by KJ² - 1 November 3, 2008