Upstairs Fanny Pack 

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.

Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.

Upstairs Fanny Pack by m0thra April 30, 2023

Gonorrhea Fanny Pack 

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"

"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

Gonorrhea Fanny Pack by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024

Back of the fanny pack 

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.

Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money

Back of the fanny pack by majonese December 19, 2019

Franny Pack 

The backpack used by Presea Combatir in the games Tales of Symphonia, and Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World. It got it's name from the fact that Presea would appear to hold her ax, Francesca, in it when not in combat. However, it seems that it could also magically disappear whenever not being actively used, much like any other gear in the entire game. The Franny Pack is in fact the only piece of carrying equipment seem in all of Tales of Symphonia, despite the fact that it is no larger than the average fanny pack.

Dude, where do they store those 6000 magic lenses?
Who knows. Maybe in the Franny Pack?

Franny Pack by DarthNad3r October 12, 2009

Finny-pack 

Noun. Describing a Fanny-pack or bum-bag style item, usually worn by a large or inanimate object. Slightly uncooler than the retro Fanny-pack fashions of the early 1990's, the Finny-pack is more of an object of ridicule.

No, don't be silly. Clearly that is a finny-pack.... he's blocking the sun for god's sake!

Finny-pack by juanamac June 14, 2011

human fannypack 

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.

"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."

human fannypack by Applefran October 3, 2013

fannypack 

1. a small pouch (convenient for traveling) connected by horizontal straps that are encircled around the waist, fastened by a buckle/button of some sort. suitable to contain any type of small traveling/hiking/photographing necessities
-called 'fannypack' because the bulk of the pouch rested on the (hindquarters) fanny (see american usage... or british if you prefer).
-typically seen resting on the front/back of tourists, however there has been a spotted trend amongst the hipster type where the fannypack is worn off to the side (a slight diversion from it's usual appearance)


2. a neo-slang term referring to an excess of stored of fat in the posterior region

1. "Timmy,we're going to disneyworld today, so put on your fannypack"

2. "Damn that dude/chick has one hell of a fannypack"

fannypack by jady September 21, 2004