fuck up fairy

Sarcastic way of saying that something has gone wrong. Similar to the tooth fairy, but the fuck up fairy leaves mayhem instead of money.

It looks like the fuck up fairy came to visit - Milton crashed the system again.

by raven lunatic October 30, 2007

Spoon Fairy

A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.

"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"

by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape April 21, 2016

fairy tail

One of the best animes of the past few years. Contains a lot of funny and raunchy humor, great characters, awesome action scenes, and it can be extremely emotional when it wants to be. I highly recommend it to anyone. (Also Erza Scarlet is hot :))

P1: Have you checked out Fairy Tail yet?
P2: Yeah! It's awesome!

by CrystalJustice July 31, 2016

Booty Fairy

The magical being who is responsible for all hook-ups and sexual encounters. Imagine the tooth fairy on Viagra and in a sprightly bondage outfit and you have the Booty Fairy.

Just when I thought I was going to be leaving the party alone, I was paid a timely visit by the Booty Fairy.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Penis Fairy

The friend that draws a penis on your face after you pass out at a party.

Dude!! The penis fairy struck again!! John has a boner on his face lolz!

by Cameron Yancey October 3, 2008

Santorum Fairy

A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.

Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.

by SantorumFairy August 4, 2011

Coffee fairy

That anonymous individual who starts the office coffee machine in the morning, but at an hour so early as to avoid ever being observed doing so by co-workers. To everyone else, the result is a fresh pot of coffee that seemingly appears out of nowhere, as though it was prepared by fairies.

My mother always goes the lab early to prep the skin grafts for culturing and usually puts on a pot of coffee while she's there. One morning, a co-worker from clinical trials had to come in early as well, walked into the kitchen as she was scooping the grounds into the filter, and gasped in pleasant surprise, "It's you! You're the coffee fairy!"

by Vampiro413 April 16, 2010