factsing

Spittin facts all the time, or confirming what people are saying to be facts

Bro your factsing right now
The ocean is made of water, ‘yeah facts’

by anonymous June 20, 2021

flattering yourself

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.

Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“

by ferngully0 August 11, 2021

relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.

I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.

by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020

charlie and the chocolate factorying

The act of laying in one small bed alongside many bodies, as seen in the movie.

"Nobody wants the floor, so we're charlie and the chocolate factorying it in my bed"

by Bcoyne January 29, 2014

Play-doh factorying

Shoveling food in your mouth while you are creating a healthy, rope like shit.

"Man, you wouldn't believe it, but yesterday I ate breakfast & lunch and before I got home, I had to rush to Costco to get stuff for the fam, but ate hotdog and a piece of pepperoni pizza... Only THEN I got home to dinner when I least expected it! So needless to say the only way that was gonna happen is if I ran into the toilet and did some Play-doh factorying, or I wouldn't have got that out. Now I'm not as hungry."

by D34T#3V4N October 5, 2023

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Footering

To sexually stimulate a woman's vagina with one's toes.

She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.

by Barry the Horse December 3, 2011