footstool

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.

Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

it smells like big-foots dick

an expression used to say something smells awful

"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.

by luwis December 20, 2008

Fortshit

The game played by gay little squeakers that can't except that other games exist.

Gay Little Kid - Hey, I just got this battle royale game called Fortshit!

by GimmeDemToes104 August 12, 2019

Feetsie

The same as footsie... it consists on playing with someone else's feet with yours, its a way of flirting or cuddling.

My feet are cold, lets play feetsie

by JaviL January 27, 2011

footslave

1. A slave who kisses and worships his master's feet upon her demand, and lives to serve her and her glorious feet.

2. Me

If I do everything my master orders me to do correcty, he will reward me by letting me worship her feet as her footslave.

by theslaveinohio July 17, 2007

Leg footsies

When a friend or person of affection
Wraps his/her legs around your own in a flirty manner
While he/she rubbs your legs with their own to turn you on.
In a heterosexual relationship the guy usually begins the leg footsies as an act of cute flirtation.

Erica: "omg Ian and I made out yesterday for like 2 hours it was amazing"
Meaghan: "what the hell!?!?!! How did he manage to get u to do that?"
Erica: "oh! Well i think it was the leg footsies we were playing before" "what a turn on!"
Meaghan: "wow i should try that sometime!"

by ASovietCanadian June 8, 2011

ifb no fonts

This means “I follow back no fonts.” When people write “no fonts,” they mean no fonts in someone’s bio. Together, this sentence means “I follow people back after they follow me as long as they don’t have any fonts in their bio or display name. It is important to not have any fonts on your account because it is difficult for people with screen readers to understands the text. This is most commonly used under gain tweets on stan twitter.

Person A: “retweet to find larrie mutuals!”
Person B: “ifb no fonts” *fancam*

by fankyoulove October 24, 2020