Frosted Flakes

Someone who is known for constantly backing out on plans ("flaking"), often for reasons that are flimsy and/or somewhat insulting ("frosty").

"My friend was supposed to come visit me in the hospital after my round of chemo, but then she called at the last minute to say she couldn't afford to waste her gas on the drive up. I don't know what I was expecting anyway, she's totally frosted flakes."

by Time Lord November 8, 2009

Ass Flakes

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008

l33t flakes

breakfast for the l33t supa h4x0rs

it has a shiatload of teh sugar in it

bob: I'm famished, gimme something to eat or I'll devour your dog.
joe: o_O;; *waves wtf flag* have some l33t flakes
bob: lmao

by Big D March 16, 2005

Cum flakes

It’s when you ejaculate in your covers at night then the next morning you scrape it off your covers in to flakes.

Mom: time to eat breakfast.
You: hold on I’m Scraping my cum flakes.

by Crustyh January 17, 2018

Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.

Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.

by bobsmith123 January 3, 2008

frosted flakes

waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner

man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning

by josh February 9, 2005