faptarded

Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.

The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.

by daisymercedees August 1, 2011

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop

1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017

Fabtard

One who is unable to figure out how to use a key fab to enter a secured building.

Bill was late for work today because he couldn't get into the building... what a fabtard!

by Rkloog December 23, 2005

Factard

a person who shows that they "know it all" when in the audience might assume otherwise, they are considered know-it-alls, but now there is a new word for it! Factard, not two Ts just one. ; )

Billy_Knowitall: Actually, you are wron...
Joe_Dumberer ...Gah Billy you're such a factard!

"You think you know everything but you don't, you're such a factard!"

by B. Daniel Shanks October 10, 2008

faptard

UncleKenny

You fucking faptard unclekenny

by Fazed BIZOTCH August 25, 2003

fagtard

A hybrid between a "faggot" and a "retard". Would mean that the person referred to was a homosexual simpleton, however, it is used so widely that it means absolutely sod all.

"Shut up, fagtard!"

by KHD August 27, 2003

faktard

a person who is scttm, sattm, sidly, and a scbamfttm all at once.

XR: So I was swinging around water bottles today.
G-tron: FAKTARD ttm.

G-tron: Yeah I play with pink fune things.
XR: Cuz you're a faktard.

by lagrewolf September 4, 2008