Chat Factory

An abundance of something bad, or chat.

Based on Max B. Who is the ultimate chat factory.

also referred to as at-chay actory-fay.

M: "...that's what your mum said last night"

C: "Max, you're such a chat factory"

by chat factory February 25, 2009

Raisin Factory

An old people's home. So named because they go in all healthy and plump, and come out all dried and shrivelled, in a box.

"Mum and Dad sent Nana off to the raisin factory. It's called a Retirement Village. It's where you retire from having a life"

by MagickDio March 14, 2010

Yawn Factory

A situation which is really boring.

That meeting this morning was a real yawn factory.

by Absinth June 22, 2006

factory freak

Acar(usually a sports car) that seems to have more powerfrom the factory than others just like it. Without aftermarket modifications.

I always thought my car was a factory freak from the beginning.

by ARN 104 January 27, 2009

Spode Factory

Person who has reached the highest level of spodeness. He/she is a complete goon and commonly engages in silly and stupid behaviors.

Alec why are you dancing like such a queer? You're such a spode factory!

by SpodeDemon July 15, 2011

pump factory

A temple where you lift heavy objects with your biceps/triceps before a night of drinking with females

Boy I can't wait to hit up the pump factory before heading out for a night at dusk!

by Troy&Tilley November 29, 2016

Gunt Factory

In females, the physiological phenomenon whereby the gunt, or more accurately the ''guntal'' nether regions, produces foul smelling gases and generally unpleasant airs which are smelt upon inspection by a prospective male mating partner. More broadly, the term refers to the vaginal area of an overweight woman in possession of a gunt.

Male 1: Come on then, spill the beans, was that fatty any good in bed?

Mate 2: Not bad mate, but my god I didn't expect to have such a potent gunt factory on my hands. Literally, on my hands, I've been scrubbing them all day and I still can't get the stench off.

by Ben H. Patrick December 15, 2012