by THE LURRRR!! May 22, 2011
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Technique used for male masturbation in which the performer grasps the penis palm down instead of palm up.
by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009
Get the European grip mug.The mandatory gratuity American restaurants and bars add to the bill of foreign customers, particularly Europeans, who don't understand or willfully ignore American tipping customs. Also known as the English Tax, Australian Tax, etc.
Bartender 1: Oh shit, another big group of English people. The last time I got stuck serving their kind they stiffed me on a $200 tab.
Bartender 2: Just hit them with the European Tax, dude.
Bartender 2: Just hit them with the European Tax, dude.
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. April 28, 2011
Get the European Tax mug.A money-grabbing scheme made by the biggest football clubs in Europe (by their owners) just to be more financially stable and avoid competing with small teams.
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Get the European Super League mug.A class in high school for Advanced students who feel like having their weekends, weekdays... Hell... their lives taken away from them. Average workload is usually anywhere from 7 - 10 hours per day. Most students join for bragging rights, but in the end most drop the class due to tremendous workloads.
Person 1: Dude I have a buttload of work from regular retard history, I have to write three sentences and read four pages!
Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?
Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!
Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?
Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!
Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
by themastr1024 September 15, 2009
Get the AP European History mug.A sexual position originating in the Italian Riviera, whereby the female is on all fours, and the male enters her from behind. Instead of using the traditional left palm on female's left buttcheek/right palm on female's right buttcheek; the male crosses his arms and inverts his hand position, so that his right palm is on her left buttcheek and his left palm is on her right buttcheek. The difficulty of performing this move properly is directly correlated to the girth of the female's buttocks. It is recommended that those not familiar with this move, should not attempt to perform the european cross grip on a buttocks that exceeds 18 inches in diameter until they are comfortable with their own individual capabilities. This position was popularized in the United States by the independent film The Flats (www.theflatsmovie.com). This move is sometimes used in conjuntion with the the dirty sanchez and the shocker.
by J. Newman & D. Bias September 12, 2005
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