Essay Block

(1)When writing an essay and you find yourself stuck,kinda like writers block.
(2)A barrier between you and a mexican

Man, I wish I had me an essay block right now!!

by Mandi Shmo October 13, 2004

Essay Evacuation

When you are doing an extremely boring essay, decide you have better things to do, and hit the print key without editing it.

I didn't want to waste anymore of my time on that dumb essay so I just decided to do essay evacuation.

by sameopet April 8, 2013

essay andy

Someone who writes entire paragraphs to make their point clear in a drama or political sitiuation typically on twitch

Viewer: Heres my 400 word paragraph on why you are wrong
Streamer: Look at this Essay Andy dude

by anonymous November 10, 2021

Essay-T

an alternate spelling for the new SAT, emphasizing its inclusion of the 25 min. essay into the writing assessment.

The SAT was out of 1600 points; the Essay-T is out of 2400...

by Cristopher Kim February 23, 2008

essay-rapped

When one works really hard on an essay and it turns out to be total crap.

Guy1: Wow, I spent like an entire week writing that essay and I got C! I got totally essay-rapped

by unum March 4, 2008

Essay Rape

When a person uses essay styles comments , preferably long unending comment to justify his/her argument via social media platforms.

Jamie : Hey, did you see that guy last night on Facebook , randomly commenting on Lisa's status?
Jack : Yeah i thought it was never ending, such a long post man. Dude just Essay raped her facebook.

by Cinkay July 17, 2015

Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.

I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.

by Jc the Og December 15, 2018