English class

probably the most useless class in school. analyzing sentences and poems and crap for no good reason. all you can really do with your knowledge about it is say "i know what a sentence is" and "i know that shakespeare wrote some crap".

John: I love english class!
Sane person: *pulls out shotgun*

by coolkiller March 15, 2018

English Choir

A terrace full of English football fans chanting or attempting to sing popular songs, always amended with highly offensive lyrics directed at the opposing fans or players of the opposing team.

"England is down by 8-0; here goes the English Choir"
"The English Choir has started already and the game hasn't even started"

by Pickled-Brain March 1, 2019

Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.

English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

by Dr. Aronson March 28, 2009

Export English

To speak in a very slow manner so those with limited understanding of English can understand you better. Used extensively in conversations with foreigners whilst working abroad or in discussions with those new to the United Kingdom from say India. Also involves the use of simple words in simply constructed sentences. First expressed by Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice.

'W H A T, D O, Y O U, T H I N K, A B O U T, T H A T, I D E A, ?' followed by a nod (or waggle) of the head from the other party and my immediate response ' N O, T H A T, W A S, A, Q U E S T I O N, I, A M, S P E A K I N G, I N, EXPORT ENGLISH, S O, Y O U, C A N, U N D E R S T A N D, M E.

by TwoBlonds September 6, 2012

film school english

Film School English is a lot like ordinary English, but with more swearing.

Jake: What the fuck is Film School English?
Sam: When you cuss a lot fucking more than you normally fucking would in a fucking sentence.
Jake: Shit! I fucking love fucking Film School English!
Sam: Fucking A! Let's fucking go fucking get a fucking beer!

by DaisukeDoki November 17, 2016

English Bulldog

When a person of the male gender pulls his pants down, bends over, tucks his testicles between his thighs and projects his rear end toward his companions.

Rakeem: "Hey Jacob, wanna see an English Bulldog?"
Jacob: "What's an English Bulldog?"
Rakeem: *presents English Bulldog*
Jacob: "Ahhh damn Rakeem, you got me again!"

by CliMAX69 November 25, 2019

IB English

A two year program in which numerous texts are crammed into the minds of teenagers. The IBO assumes that we teenagers can figure out all of the expressionist metaphors in Death of a Salesman and all of the symbolic tragedies and allusions in Hamlet.

Paper 1 - A paper that comprises of an unseen prose or poetry piece, in which the student is responsible for fabricating a commentary on it. Or in short, a paper designed to fail students.

Paper 2 - A student is assumed to know at least 2 works. The student chooses a question and writes a commentary. The IBO knows which books we read and intentionally give us a question we cannot relate to.

IB English Student 1: I was up all night doing homework!

IB English Student 2: Yeah same! I had no idea how the scene between Hamlet and her mother was indicating Freudian concepts...

IB English Student 1: Fuck IB.

IB English Student 2: We should have just taken AP...

by IwishIcouldnuketheIBOHQ June 1, 2011