emerald

What villagers get when scamming you

Man this villager just gave me 1 emerald for 600 wheat,i got fucking scammed!

by IAmTheRolo July 7, 2019

emerald grass

street name for marijuana smeared in nitroglycerin (the newest club drug?)

Last time we hit that emerald grass, the whole place lit up.

Hey, you got any of that emerald grass?

Emerald grass makes your brain sizzle.

by Stuvie Phil March 14, 2007

enema pucker

The usage of equal amounts of apple cider vinegar and cold water in an enema. This rectumfies the slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

Seeing something so disturbing that your asshole shrinks.

"I'll need an enema pucker after last night with Walter."

"Man, did you see that ugly chick? What an enema pucker."

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

Energetic Student

A student who goes beyond the requirements of a lecture and solves proofs or other example that the professor skips over in lecture.

Student: "Dr. Arnold, could you explain how we go from omega to gamma?"

Prof.: "I will leave that to the energetic student."

by Big Jay Mr. MSR October 18, 2012

Emerald Birthday

Your emerald birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month.

This year is my emerald birthday, im turning 12 on the 3rd of December!

by that one ariana grande stan March 9, 2022

tequila enema

Using tequila, or any other booze, to replace water in a routine enema. Putting alchohol into the rectum bypasses all the body's filtering organs such as the liver and kidneys and produces an almost immediate buzz. For the same reason, it is VERY DANGEROUS and can result in alchohol poisoning and perhaps DEATH!
enema tequila drunk buzz

During my frat initiation, my brothers gave me a tequila enema and I slept for about 10 hours.

by happyluke June 14, 2010

emotional enema

The cleansing feeling you get from sharing at a support group

I shared at a co-dependents meeting, it was painful and uncomfortable but I felt an emotional enema to get it all out

by jll282000 November 23, 2011