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Emily Carr Secondary School

A high school in Woodbridge, Ontario full of italians, rich bitches and snakes. The school is filled with dumbass teachers and is a ground breeding of sluts and crackheads. The kids there like to start shit with other schools, spend their lunch hour at the plaza, scrap each other, smoke kush, get drunk and go to jams at night clubs. Half of the school has either a Blackberry or an iPhone.
guy 1: yoooo, lets reach emily carr secondary school
guy 2: naah bro, lets reach the plaza
by ecssgirl101 October 13, 2011
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empty-vee

Television network formerly known as Music Television.
My girlfriend watches endless amounts of empty-vee.
by blindspot February 17, 2005
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empty my balls

I have blue balls, I need to empty my balls!
I emptied my balls on her face!
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Emily bair

Is the awsemest, most fun loving girl you could ever meet! She's sweet to people she likes but cold to people she doesn't like. Guys love her. All sorts of them. Jockies, wise guys, and even bad boys. And she won't settle for anyone! If you mess with her bad things will happen. So don't do it. And if you ever meet emily Bair stay with her and she will stay with you.
Guy one: don't ever mess with Emily Bair!

Guy two: why?

Guy one: she will mess you up"
by Amanda skippy September 2, 2011
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Empty Parachute theory

The empty parachute theory is when someone (can be boy or girl but is usually a girl in heterosexual relationships) dating a boy/girl feels that their being able to get said person shows that they are clearly destined for greater things (better people) so after a while they will dump said person and attempt to find someone else. After they are unsuccessful in finding/keeping a new relationship they will then attempt to go back to the first person, almost as if they had jumped off of a cliff when they broke up with them and now after realising they had no parachute (no chance with others) they are crawling back to the top of the cliff (Original person).

This theory is common in instances where the girl was shy but attractive and the boyfriend is average (or easily friend zone-able) but is friends with a lot of people. Once the girl has become part of his social group she might feel that she can do better and attempts to find others without realising that without dating said guy she doesn't have any sort of parachute and is back at square one (If not lower).
Tim: You know my ex Emerson who dumped me a month back? She asked me out.

Alexandra: Yeah obviously, it's the empty parachute theory, she thought getting you was good but thought she could get even luckier, don't waste your time.

Jacob: Michelle dumped Jim, I wonder why, they were so good together and he helped make her so many good friends.

Amy: Oh that's classical textbook empty Parachute theory. Wait 3 weeks and she will be begging for him back.
by Primmy114 April 21, 2014
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empty child

If you have no soul, you are an empty child. It is a terrible thing.
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Jesus Emitter

Something that emits ultraviolet radiation detectable to the human eye.
It's so dark in here...turn on the Jesus Emitter!
by ASsdfaklbs6! December 1, 2010
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