Ejaculater

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by James Sutherland January 19, 2004

ejerkulate

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003

ejaculatee

The recipient of ejaculate

A: How was that girl you invited over the other night?
B: She was totally an ejaculatee

by Notmyrealname, seriously1 November 27, 2013

prematurely ejaculated

kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info

Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.

by euphemismo January 18, 2008

ejeculate

feeding your grandma

A: Dude, can you come over?
B: No man, I have to ejeculate again.
A: Bummer.

by number 2 June 14, 2004

ejaculate

Also used as a projectile weapon that can move at very high speeds.

18:23 <YonOid> shoulda shot them in the eye 18:23 <aC|D6> with ejaculate?.

by Foug April 9, 2003

ejaculate

to exclam or say somthing

hahahha

on the hardy boys one says "look out billy"hank ejaculated

by Sir Taylor of Pants December 3, 2003