a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
by bumbleclot July 11, 2006
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When, for some reason, a man cannot blow his spunk on time. Also known as delayed ejaculation, retarded ejaculation has plagued mankind since the dawn of chivalry, when men were supposed to care about a woman's feelings. This brainwashing of care into the minds of men around the world has become the bane of sexual pleasure for men. It becomes a block in their mind, stopping them from experiencing the power of shooting their load.
by The CJ December 9, 2008
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AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007
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1. When returning to work from holidays to find nine million people need an answer from you RIGHT NOW.
2. When your ex gets shitfaced and spends all night writing you their life story, then promises to post compromising videos of you together if you don't reply to them in equally excruciating detail.
3. When it's the holiday season and out of politeness you have to send insincere good wishes to innumerable relatives, acquaintances and business contacts who you haven't so much as farted near since the same time the previous year.
1. When returning to work from holidays to find nine million people need an answer from you RIGHT NOW.
2. When your ex gets shitfaced and spends all night writing you their life story, then promises to post compromising videos of you together if you don't reply to them in equally excruciating detail.
3. When it's the holiday season and out of politeness you have to send insincere good wishes to innumerable relatives, acquaintances and business contacts who you haven't so much as farted near since the same time the previous year.
Sorry Bill, I can't come to your cocaine and strippers party. I'm facing three days of ejail after this fucking conference.
by Gun Arvidssen December 27, 2009
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