Miss Emerson

The winner of an informal beauty contest.

Emerson nice tits that she has. She's goin to win the Miss Emerson contest tonight.

by Bill Campbell January 12, 2004

Emerson's Life

Fucked up; a bowl of shit

My life is Emerson's Life

by EmersonB October 18, 2012

Emerson Unit

An Emerson Unit defines the number of matches (Swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.

This is similar to the Scoville Units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.

That fart was so stinky it registered 10 Emerson Units! You need to lay off the cask beer man.

by Freedomslayer99 September 11, 2014

Emerson

The best girl you’ll ever meet! She has dirty blonde or brown hair and loves the color yellow! She’s loyal to a guy that’s she’s not even dating and loves athletic boys. She acts happy but in reality cry’s herself to sleep over that one guy and only her best friends truly understand her personality when she’s not at school! When she’s at school she’s always embarrassing her friends and acting like a crackhead!

Hannah: Who’s Emerson?

Finley: That crazy girl who was dancing all day.

by I love this guy.... April 14, 2020

Emerson

If a girl is named Emerson, she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She is often scared to speak her mind, and she is super insecure. An Emerson will fall in love quickly, and her huge heart will be shattered if you dump her. She just wants to feel appreciated and loved. She is the friend to check on you, and she will ALWAYS put you before herself. A lot of people take advantage of her, so don’t be a dick and do that.

“Emerson is just the sweetest person ever”

by Anime geek uwu June 2, 2020

Grant Edelson

Grant is an Amazing person, with awesome personality. he can be very annoying at times. he has a great talent with his voice. he can make realistic dog sounds, sirens from a cop car, etc. it can get annoying at times also. he can play multiple instruments. but to pull a grant you have to annoy people with your presence. just walking in a room people walk out. your voice needs to make ears want to bleed. you have to be witty. got to be able to have come backs or something slick to say at all moments.

You walk into a room. "jesus christ its a grant edelson "
my god he pulled a grant edelson on him.

by cachorrihno95 May 30, 2011

Emerson

A woman with large breasts.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emerson.
Emerson who?
Emerson nice titties!

by d'rof71 July 6, 2006