gouch eyed

A person with one eye askew.

One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat in it so he could see the film just fine.

by tidewatcher December 19, 2005

Bug-eyed

The widening of eyes due to shock, awe or fear.

The teenager was bug-eyed after meeting Jessica Alba

by K2C September 19, 2006

One Eyed

Only seeing in one direction.
Oblivious to other views and opinions.
Pirate...

Person 1: Homosexuality is wrong!
Person 2: But they've found love, surely if two people find...
Person 1: (Interrupts) IT'S WRONG!

Example of someone being One Eyed

by diamondmanizzle3 March 1, 2014

pie-eyed

pie-eyed means to be intoxicated, derives it's name from the dialated pupils that people get on certain substances, pupils as wide as pies, in the hippy "jam band" scene being pie-eyed usually refers to being intoxicated on lsd, mushrooms, ecstacy, molly, or char

Jimmy took a hand full of mushrooms and a hit of Molly and a half hour later was pie-eyed like a mofo

by inthegroove July 23, 2009

gee-eyed

Completely drunk.

He was gee-eyed last night. He ended up puking everywhere

by Smiaras May 6, 2004

doe-eyed

some women, like does, have beautiful brown eyes

Winona Ryder, a doe-eyed actress

by Mig March 15, 2004

squirly eyed

Squirly eyed is a definition about a woman with a lazy eye that is usually easy.. Very sexual, not slutty in a sence but very sexual.

Look at that chick, she's had so much c@ck it's messed her eye. She's squirly eyed....

by Harder69 March 8, 2008