Ear Rape

In verbal electronic communication (ventrillo, skype, teamspeak, etc), when a person speaks/plays a sound, usually to annoy/antagonise the other listener(s), at such a high volume and/or pitch that can damage the listener(s) hearing/speakers.

I was on my game's vent server and this raider kept comming and and giving us ear rape! I threw my headphones down in a panic and they broke!

by Bigmacattacks July 24, 2006

Ear Butt

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.

Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.

by Nowheredotcom September 28, 2013

ear monster

When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.

When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.

by tedomega July 7, 2010

ear breath

When someone comes up really close to you and whispers in your ear and you feel their warm burrito breath crawling down your Eustachian tube .

Steven came up from behind me and gave me ear breath saying "Yurrrryyyy" really slowly.

by asder625 February 20, 2019

Ear Job

1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way

A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White

*Sexual Situation*
Girl: Can you give me an ear job
Man: Yes Baby
*White Sh#t Everywhere*

by GrandSider August 7, 2020

ear condom

protection from speech that would otherwise offend you

Person 1: Didn't the teacher's stereotypical remarks offend you today?
Person 2: No, I always wear an ear condom in that class.

by dersponge55 May 15, 2011

ear job

using one's tongue, lips, and breath in and around your partner's ear to give him/her an Amazing sexual/sensual feeling

"everytime my girl sucks on my earlobe, she gives me an amazing ear job!"

by emily and asher September 11, 2007